Me - "Can I eat just a little bit for breakfast, and then get more if I'm still hungry?"
LJ (dad's wife) - "No, you've been fasting all day! You need to eat, aren't you hungry?"
Me - *in my head* FUCK NO I'M NOT HUNGRY IF I EAT MORE THAN A CUP OF FOOD MY STOMACH WILL BURST AND SPEW IT'S CONTENTS EVERYWHERE AND I WILL DIE FROM OVER-EATING.
No scale. A mountain of food twice a day. Bratty siblings. Loads of college work. AHHHHHHH I hate stress!
"I don't wanna eat today, get this damn food off my plate, let's starve forever cause there's no stress" haha I totally stole that tune from Laurent Wolf.
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Another tourist photo - I look (more) massive in that coat
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One thing that works?
"I can't eat a lot in one sitting after fasting. I just wind up feeling really, really sick." And just "graze". Like...make sure she sees you always eating something, or nibbling. But you only have to do it in front of her. Though to make it convincing, you might have to throw up so they hear it. Acting abilities are awesome XD I've had to pull it off with my family before LOL
Hey, even IF you were as big as the Eiffel Tower, you would be like the sexy version of it, ok? The Eiffel Tower is all, "Look at me, I'm long and metal like, and people feel romantic staring at me." And you could be like, "Look at me, I'm hot and have boobies, and people feel all hot and bothered in the lets-get-it-on-way looking a me!"
Wow...okay, now that I've sexually harassed you through comments or something? XD
Sorry you had to eat so much and there's so much stress D: GOOD LUCK LOVEY! ♥!!!
I only drink bouillon if I'm really sad. : ( Hahaha. It just pissed me off that my sister was eating like a 1,000 calorie meal at midnight and was bitching at me for my sodium intake! Grrr.
And I agree with that quote, starving = no stress. Well, usually. : )
Guess who looks sexy in goggles, and can pull it off whilst eating shark!
YOU CAN! ;););) - am in winky mood.
Heey what do u think you're doing??? eating a SHARK!!! sorry i won't let you eat that poor animal *evil grin* MUAHAHAHA...
I don't now why pictures with Eiffel Tower as a background always suck (in mine i look veeery faat too). I think is because Eiffel Tower is so thin that makes everybody look that way comparing to it :/
Take care
Nice, were or are you in Paris? I love that place.
Maybe you could start yoga classes.. they seemed to help me with stress last semester, and I'm thinking about taking them again but I don't know if I have the time :S but I think it'll be worth it because it's during the normal dinner time of the household ;)
haha I love the goggle picture!!
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